Vacation with the gang was amazing! We went all the way around the world to this place called Oregon. None of us had ever been there before. We lived in a house up on a high high cliff that looked out on an ocean! Did you know that oceans are so big you can't even begin to see the other side? All kinds of animals live in the ocean too. There were some clams and oysters on the beach and I could see some little shrimp that had washed up on the beach. I threw a few back in the water so they could swim and play.
The ocean was very cold but i still put my feet in it a few times. I was pretty scared but Toodee told me that it would be okay and i just stood there and let the water was over me. We stayed at the ocean for a few days and made some new friends. Maybe I'll tell you about them soon.
It's good to be back in Gabbaland where i know everything and it was nice that DJ Lance and Plex took good care of us on vacation and made sure that we didn't get lost. As much as I like seeing new places and new things I know that Gabbaland is my home. I didn't see any of my family while we were on vacation but I kept an eye out for them. Maybe someday we will take a vacation to my home. Until then I'm going to play with my friends and have a good time.
I like Gabbaland because I get to chat with all my friends. I don't like beaches, but I am planning on going to this amusement park somewhere here in August.
ReplyDeleteGlad you're back!
An amusement park sounds like lots of fun, what do you do while you are there? Are there rides? Do you go with friends?
DeleteI've been doing a lot while you were gone, DJ Lance Rock! I've been chatting with all my friends from alternate universes. I was with Fat Albert and his gang most of the time. While I asked them how am I going to wait, Dumb Donald suggested I freeze myself then defrost myself 'til August, Rudy suggested I forget you guys and have fun, and Fat Albert suggested I should wait and have fun. I agree to him.
ReplyDeleteDJ Lance? I missed you more than I seem.
Dumb Donald had a kind of dumb idea I think. If you froze yourself who is to say you would be all healthy when you were unfrozen? Fat Albert seems to make the most sense of all.
DeleteBut what about Rudy's idea? I can't stand him most of the time! But what I do know is that Rudy is like school on Saturday; no class.
ReplyDeleteWell you can't forget a friend. So Rudy just would have to reconsider his advice.
DeleteI saw photos of you at the Comic Con, DJ Lance! But I couldn't come because it was far location. That was my only chance in meeting you, and I would of given you a BIG hug. I know how much you love hugs, Lance!
ReplyDeleteYou never know, some day I might come to your town. If I ever see you I'll hug you tight.
DeleteThat's not compared on how tight I would hug you.
DeleteHey DJ Lance! Everytime you're about to set your friends in Gabbaland from inside that magic boom box of yours, how come you're always peeping above Gabbaland while looking left to right? Are you afriad that someone might be spying on you?
ReplyDeleteMy brother finds that creepy when you do that.
The are always watching. They know how I play and what I do. They know. They know. They know.
DeleteOoooookay. But calm down, man! You're starting to creep me out a bit, Lance.
ReplyDeleteDJ Lance, teach me how to do "The Eagle has landed" dance!
ReplyDeleteFlap your arms. Bend down low. THE EAGLE HAS LANDED!!!!!
DeleteYour boom box is a case. Can it also play music?
ReplyDeleteOf course it can! I'm magic.
DeleteDJ Lance? If Muno, Foofa, Brobee, and Toodee are suppose to be children, how come they can reach the height of an adult? Is it early growth spurt?
ReplyDeleteAs you can see they are not like humans. Different species reach adult height at different times. Brobee may still have some growing to do!
DeleteI remember your outfit from the past, Lance. Your tracksuit was dark orange (looked a bit reddish), your sneakers were white, and your hat looked a bit big. Do you ever find your costume's old design a little bland?
ReplyDeleteI always like my clothes! I'm glad when i get new ones though. Sometimes you just need a little bit of a change.
DeleteDJ Lance? There's something I want to tell you, but I afriad you might get upset and make a big deal out of it.
ReplyDeleteYou can tell me whatever you want to. Even if it makes me angry we are friends and friends have to tell each other the truth.
DeleteOkay. My brother thinks you're a...
Delete...non-racial stereotype.
He said it, not me!
Huh, that is interesting. I would be curious to know what kind of a stereotype he thinks I am?
DeleteMy brother said "I don't know what he is, but he ain't no _____."
DeleteYour brother might want to listen to All My Friend's are Different. No one should lump all people in one category, everyone is different. No matter what things we have in common other things make us all individuals.
DeleteYour right! You don't need to be like other blacks! I'm a girl, but my personality and fashion is all masculine. We're all different! That's why I look up to you the most!
DeleteWell the think to keep in mind is that skin color doesn't dictate how a person is. Even your comment about how I don't need to be like other people who look like me shows some stereotyping because you are saying most people with dark skin act a certain way. That just isn't true but people notice behavior that fits in their own stereotypes.
DeleteI don't believe in stereotypes. I just believe people are people. Let's embrace them. I feel so bad about mentioning racism. I'm sorry, Lance.
DeleteStereotypes are real, it doesn't matter if you believe in them or not. It's why i do my best to educate and discuss the importance of differences. If we don't talk about these things how will we ever be better people or live in a better world?
DeleteYup, I said it. I look up to you the most, DJ Lance! I love you (In a friendship kind of way)!
ReplyDeleteWhat's wrong with me, Lance? I'm starting to ask mature questions.
ReplyDeleteNothing is wrong with you! Sometimes when we don't know many people who aren't like us we generalize. Or sometimes we have only had experiences with certain types of people. Asking questions and having open discussion is always the best plan!
DeleteWell,
ReplyDelete"All my friends are different!
But we love them all the same!"
You know the 70s' more than I do, Lance. What's a jive turkey?
ReplyDeleteSomeone who thinks they are very cool but aren't.
DeleteI've been hangin' around with Albert and the gang so long, and I'm starting to realize Rudy's the jive turkey.
DeleteRudy has a good heart and he often learns his lesson. A true jive turkey would never admit he had anything to learn.
DeleteDJ Lance, the "Yo Gabba Olympics" were presented live on television! This is not an interview, but what do you owe in their great success?
ReplyDeleteWoo! Those Olympics tired me out! Me and the gang had to take a few days and rest after all the excitement. I think the Olympics were a success because of all the love and good sportsmanship that went into things.
DeleteHey hey hey, DJ Lance! I found another incredible story: http://djlancegirl.deviantart.com/art/Gabba-Gabba-Hey-Hey-Hey-327328473?id=mzqxn0uwgu
ReplyDeleteWOW! That story is awesome and just what you like! Fat Albert and the Gabbagang! What a great story.
DeleteHey Foofa! A friend of mine wanted me to deleiver a question to you: So Foofa, I know that you love flowers so much, but, have you heard of a special flower called a rose?
ReplyDeleteDJ Lance once read me a goodnight story about a little prince who lived on a tiny planet. He had a rose that he loved very much. She wasn't the nicest flower though.
DeleteYo DJ Lance, remember that Easy Reader dude I've been comparing you to? Well, ol' Easy's in the flesh, man:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4fgft_electric-company-easy-reader_shortfilms
Awesome!
DeleteWhat if you were the Easy Reader, Lance?
DeleteIf I were Easy Reader then I couldn't be DJ Lance Rock. I like being me.
DeleteC'mon Lance, did I mention the CHICKS dig Easy Reader?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aX1C9bXHv8k
Hey Lance, what do you know about Easy Reader (besides the fact that he loves to read)?
ReplyDeleteI know he can rhyme and has excellent fashion sense.
DeleteJust like you, he also has powers of his own! Sure wish he could fly, too.
Deletehttp://www.hulu.com/#!watch/84265
He can make things appear out of thin air! That is a great power to have. Flying is pretty amazing.
ReplyDeleteTechnically Lance, he can make WORDS appear out of thin air. Easy Reader's mostly involves with his words. Every word he sees, he just gotta speak!
ReplyDeleteSo true, so true. Every time I see a word I have to read it! But I don't always speak them.
DeleteWhich is why we call ol' Easy a readin' freak. He lived in a town called The Electric Company. I don't know why they call it that. Because the town always symbolized reading, spelling, and words. It's NOT the greatest town to stay:
Delete-There's more dimwits than smart people there.
-Businesses are bad.
-A silly event happens almost everyday.
-There are crooks, monsters, and a gorilla running around the town.
-And there's this lady shouting "HEY YOU GUYS" loud enough to blow your eardrums out!
Easy's gotten use to it. Because there's no other town where he can find enough words to read.
It sounds like one crazy town! Then again, plenty of crazy stuff happens in Gabbaland too.
DeleteI wouldn't live there myself, DJ Lance. I've got footage of this CRAZY town Easy lives in, which we also prefer as The Electric Company:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6S9sBJ8a-w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzWJ_7_1-bM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p08p2qBN80
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEBxXNuEAjQ
That is one crazy town! I'm glad there isn't a witch in my kitchen.
DeleteI wouldn't worry about that witch. The thing you should worry about is your desk catching on fire. Anyways, The Electric Company isn't all bad. It has enough music to dance to. Just like you, The Electric Company has it's own disc jockey:
Deletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtVnNdFWG0Q
We should have those guys come and teach the Sweet Sweet Sway to the Gabba gang.
DeleteMerry Christmas, DJ Lance Rock!
ReplyDeleteHo ho ho, I happen to have a mistletoe! You know what happens when someone is under the mistletoe, cutie?
I have heard tell of this mistletoe of which you speak. I think it's for kissing!
DeleteYou got that right, Lance!
ReplyDeleteYo DJ Lance! Have you ever heard of this "Gangnam style" thing?
ReplyDeleteThere is something about a horse dance. I think Muno likes it.
ReplyDeleteHow you doin', DJ Lance Cutie? Will you be my Valentines this year?
ReplyDeleteOnly if your name is WiFi cause I'll be feeling a connection.
DeleteUhhh, Lance? Remember when you said that people take something innocent and twist it in all strange and creepy ways? Well...
ReplyDeleteI found something worse than Pledee. Whhhhhy?! Why would they do this to you, Lance?
http://gaaraissxe.deviantart.com/art/Comish-Dj-Lance-Plex-343594622?mobile_mode=off
What's so bad about that? Plex is just carrying me off to sleep.
DeleteWith you kissing him on the cheek! Guys don't do that to each other. But that wouldn't be bad.
Delete...if you were his girlfriend.
That's not Plex carrying you off to sleep. That's you and Plex having your "lovey" moment. You get me here?
Some guys kiss each other on the cheek. Sometimes as friends and sometimes as more. It's ok. I would kiss Muno on the cheek if I were putting him to bed. Why not Plex?
DeleteIf you were his girlfriend, Lance. It's fine when guys do that to children to show parently love, but you and Plex are both adults. Adult guys pat each other on the shoulder, give high fives, but NOT kiss each other on the cheek! I think it's disgusting.
DeleteAdult guys certainly do kiss each other on the cheek! It might not be common where you are from but I've been all over the world and all over my world and all over Gabbaland and it's only in America that people seem to have a problem with that kind of affection. I think it's just fine!
DeleteShit, this blog is abandoned as fuck. Oh no, I just cursed. May Daddy Lance have mercy. XD
ReplyDeleteYou are right, we've been completely abandoned. Even Daddy Lance doesn't visit like he used to. It's so very very lonely.
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